Karma Monkey Spunk

£9.20

This grease is the shizzle dizzle! Awesome for lubing Matrix's, Shockers, and anything that could do with being slicker than an old man called Blue in a paddling pool full of KY, surrounded by half naked women

-"Are you sure you're ok with this, Blue?"
-"Just ring the f**king bell, you pansy."

And the best part is there's enough spunk in one 50 gram tub to last you a year! (Assuming your team mates don't rob you too much!)