Let's be honest, the only reason you would buy a thong for your girl is so you can take it off. Well that's a damn good enough reason for us! You know if you buy her this you're gonna get some, and if you're a chick buying it for yourself (or blonde, nubile, flexible, lesbo partner) then bang on! You're a damn fine brizzle in our books and your man is damn lucky! If it doesn't result in more shag than a carpet warehouse then drop us a line and we'll sort it out ;)